The Driving Life
If deep-dish pizza is Chicago's greatest claim to fame, then parking tickets
are a close second. Chicago uses the Denver boot, and you're subject to getting
booted if you have more than five outstanding parking tickets.
Below is a sample of City of Chicago parking violation fines, as of November
1999. The 2000 budget, approved by the Chicago city council on November 17,
calls for increases in property taxes over the next four years, increases
in parking ticket fines and city sticker fees, and a new 0.5% litter
tax on carryout food, among other increases. The new parking ticket
fines are also indicated below.
parking within 20' of a crosswalk
meter violation, non-central business district (expired time or meter feeding).
Increasing to $30.00 in 2000.
parallel parking more than 15' from the curb
parking within 30' of a stop sign or traffic signal
parking in fire lane
parking on snow route when there is more than 2" of snow present
not using seat belts
car burglar alarm sounding for more than four minutes
a host of vehicle condition violations such as displaying a "For
Sale" sign, broken or inoperable lamp, cracked or broken window, tinted windows,
parking to grease or repair, parking to sell merchandise, no headlights,
no muffler, no horn, no self-operating windshield wipers, no brakes on a
moving vehicle (!), exhaust system emitting excessive smoke
meter violation central business district (expired time or meter feeding).
Increasing to $50.00 in 2000.
no standing or parking anytime, where sign is posted. Increasing to $50.00
double parking or standing
abandoned vehicle on the public way
hazardous dilapidated vehicle in public view
parking in the curb loading zone
blocking access to or efficient use of alley, fire lane, or driveway
not properly displaying Chicago city sticker (note: expect this to
increase to $75.00 when the price of the sticker increases to
parking 15"from a fire hydrant. Increasing to $100.00 in 2000.
Fines over $60.00
Violation of Wrigley Field bus parking regulations ($100.00)
Parking in a disabled space on the street or in public or private lot ($150.00)
of Chicago Department of Revenue. Some descriptions were shortened
or altered for this site.The full listing, including violation numbers (the violation number is what
the officer writes on the ticket), is available on the Department of Revenue's
Parking Nazis Must Die.
This page was the Cruel Site of the Day for October 1, 1999. It's a sarcastic
guide to handling parking tickets in Chicago.
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